The Handler

I was in a friend's car the other day

and she exclaimed, "Oh!  There's my

handler!"  and she picked up the device

shown above.  I asked what it was and

she told me you use it to pull open doors,

press the buttons on the ATM and other

places where germs may lurk.

I then guffawed and proceeded to tease

her.  But stopped when I realized it was

something I would probably use.  My friend

and I have wiped off restaurant tables with

sanitizing wipes and one of us usually whips

out the hand sanitizer before we eat. 

Think Niles Crane on Frasier...

I admit I have probably never flushed a

public restroom with my hand, no matter

how high that lever may be, I use my shoe.

I always take a paper towel in a public

restroom to open the door and then crumple

it and make a shot for the trash that could

put an NBA player to shame.

So just in case you too are one of the clean

freaks of the world, I thought I'd let you

know this product exists and you can find

it here:

http://www.handlerusa.com/home.php